Friday, March 20, 2009

Michelle Obama's depressing garden

The White House announced Thursday that First Lady Michelle Obama will supervise the planting of a vegetable garden on the South Lawn of the White House.

"Such a White House garden has been a dream of noted California chef Alice Waters, considered a leader in the movement to encourage consumption of locally grown, organic food," reported the Associated Press.

"To have this sort of 'victory' garden, this message goes out that everyone can grow a garden and have free food," Ms. Waters said.

Well, that's one message.

Another message is that the White House, the seat of executive power in the most advanced economy in the history of the world, is now modeling subsistence techniques.

"Victory gardens were vegetable gardens planted during the world wars with encouragement from the government to make sure there was enough food for civilians and the troops," the AP reported. "Waters says her family had such a garden."

In America, where citizens have grown up expecting that grocery stores will always be fully stocked with food, and that the U.S dollar will always be valuable enough to buy it, a vegetable garden on the South Lawn may seem like a wholesome, funky, 1970s-style celebration of health food.

But in other parts of the world, where privation is commonplace, the picture of a vegetable garden on the South Lawn may be seen as something else:

A living symbol of the coming collapse of the U.S. economy.

That's a message the United States should not be sending.

Subsistence is nothing to brag about.


Copyright 2009

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Sounding the alarm

America Wants To Know occasionally checks out the web statistics for this site, which reveal the phrases people typed into search engines to find it.

Some of them are funny and some of them are a little scary, but none has ever alarmed us quite the way this one did:

"Under what conditions can the Constitution be revoked," the Internet searcher asked.

Well, searcher, here's your answer.

Under NO CONDITIONS can the Constitution be revoked.

No conditions.

None.

The U.S. Constitution is in force during wartime, peacetime, prosperity, depression, Republican administrations and Democratic ones.

It's in force when the president is popular, when the president is unpopular, when there's bipartisan cooperation and when there's partisan battling.

It's in force during the War on Drugs, the War on Terror and the War on Poverty. It's in force whether we use fossil fuels or alternative energy, whether we wear fur or throw paint at it, whether the globe is warming or we're in a new ice age.

Got it?

The Constitution is a signed contract representing the consent of the governed. It cannot be revoked by any government official, under any circumstances, ever.

The Constitution limits the power of the federal government and guarantees that you have rights which may not be infringed by arbitrary government action.

This has gone far enough.

America Wants To Know calls on business people and judges and lawyers and citizens and everyone who cares about freedom to stand up now and stop this slide to dictatorship before it's just one more thing that makes us say, "I can't believe this has happened."

Get on the phone and call your congressmen, your senators, and the White House.

Or write to me: Susan@ExtremeInk.com

I have a house in Henry Waxman's district and I know how to use it.


U.S. Capitol Switchboard: 202-224-3121
The White House: 202-456-1414


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Sunday, March 08, 2009

Making us all sick

Let's see if we can figure this out.

The Obama administration is reaching out to Iran, Syria, North Korea, Russia and the Taliban, but insulting Britain.

The Obama administration is giving $900 million to the Palestinians to rebuild the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip, and lecturing Israel about not living up to the spirit of the "road map."

The Obama administration is bailing out people who don't make their mortgage payments with the tax dollars of people who do.

The Obama administration is demanding higher FDIC fees from banks that made good decisions in order to bail out banks that made terrible decisions.

The Obama administration is giving tax refunds to people who didn't pay income taxes with the tax dollars of people who did.

Are we beginning to see a pattern here?

Let's hope the Obamas don't try to train their own dog. It will tear somebody's throat out whenever it wants a biscuit.

Every day the Obama administration's policies look less and less like solutions to problems and more and more like Munchhausen syndrome by proxy. That's the psychiatric disorder in which a parent intentionally makes a child sick in order to feel needed and nurturing.

The policies make everything worse, and then the deteriorating conditions provide justification for even more of the policies.

If everyone in America would read Atlas Shrugged we'd be a lot better off, but the novel is a thousand pages long, and at the rate we're going, there's no time to wait for the slow reading group.

So America Wants to Know is going to give away the ending. (Stop reading now if you'd rather read the book and experience the mystery.)

In Ayn Rand's 1957 novel, a collectivist government has taken power in America and placed heavy taxes and crippling regulations on the productive in order to benefit the unproductive.

But then, without warning or explanation, productive people begin to disappear. One day they're at work, and the next they're gone.

Without them, things do not go well.

Things go very badly.

Eventually the economy of the whole country comes to a grinding, screeching halt. Not enough jobs. Not enough food. Not enough electricity.

It turns out (stop reading now if you don't want the ending spoiled) that the productive people of the country have been led out on strike by a brilliant inventor named John Galt. And at the end of the book, he makes a radio address to the nation, pre-empting a government official's scheduled speech.

"You were to hear a report on the world crisis," he says. "That is what you are going to hear."

John Galt identifies himself as "the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing--you who dread knowledge--I am the man who will now tell you."

You have cried that man's sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.

You have destroyed all that which you held to be evil and achieved all that which you held to be good. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the world around you? That world is not the product of your sins, it is the product and the image of your virtues. It is your moral ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection.
Ah, for the good old days, when Atlas Shrugged was fiction.

On Friday, U.S. Senator John Kerry wrote a commentary for Bloomberg.com in which he boasted of introducing legislation to stop recipients of federal bailout money from sponsoring golf tournaments and the like:
Clearly, this is no time to party. Economic indicators are deeply troubling. Household debt-to-income levels are at historic highs, and estimates show that homes continue to be overvalued by as much as 30 percent. Many credit-card companies are facing insolvency. And commercial real-estate projects across the nation are quickly coming to their moment of crisis.

What does this have to do with lavish and frivolous spending by TARP recipients? Everything. If Americans continue to lose faith that their tax dollars are being used to rescue the economy, they’ll rebel -- at a time when more painful investments and sacrifices must be made to avoid a deeper and deeper recession.
So that's the plan. More and more federal spending. More and more painful sacrifices.

Washington politicians are worried that Americans will "rebel."

Every thinking person ought to rebel against the idea that people, banks and countries that did the right things should be penalized in order to rescue people, banks and countries that did the wrong things.

Throwing the neighbors into a burning house won't put out the fire.


Copyright 2009


Editor's note: You might be interested in the earlier post, "Barack Obama, angry colonial." And you really should read Atlas Shrugged. It's a great book.

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Sunday, March 01, 2009

Tabloid update: Bush suicidal! McCain Dying! Obama Gay!

[Editor's note: Find the latest "Tabloid Update: 'Obama Gay Cover-up!'" at www.AmericaWantsToKnow.com]

America Wants To Know has been busy with a new book, so we've been a little negligent about keeping you up-to-date on the latest tabloid reports of our fearless leaders. Our apologies. Today, the drought ends.

"Obama Gay Scandal!" the Globe reports this week. "Michelle Obama is in tears over incredible claims!"

Incredible is the word.

This story is about a new book by Larry Sinclair, detailing his claims that in 1999 he and Barack Obama did cocaine and had sex together in the back seat of a limousine.

Mr. Sinclair also claims to have knowledge of a sexual relationship between Mr. Obama and a church choir director named Donald Young, who was shot to death in Chicago in December, 2007. Mr. Sinclair says Mr. Young was murdered because he knew too much.

First of all, you don't have to know too much to get shot to death on the south side of Chicago. The Secret Service won't even let President Obama visit his barber shop there.

Second, Barack Obama was a politically ambitious state lawmaker in Illinois at the time Mr. Sinclair claims that he engaged in potentially career-ending conduct with a total stranger.

The Globe reports that Mr. Sinclair failed a lie detector test about his allegations, but he disputes the results.

Well, we don't.

Another ridiculous story in the Globe this week concerns Senator John McCain. Dr. David Demko's patented Death Calculator is back again to tell us that "John McCain will be dead in 4 years!"

You may remember Dr. Demko's amazing calculator from last summer, when it predicted that Bill Clinton had only one year to live. The Death Calculator takes off years for lifestyle factors, including stress and promiscuity.

If the thing was accurate, Capitol Hill would look like Arlington National Cemetery.

A more credible story in the Globe claimed that former President George W. Bush is extremely depressed over his unpopularity and also worried that the Obama administration may go after him for policies that were not, strictly speaking, legal.

That's a serious subject for another day.

On the claim that the former president is suicidal, however, we're a little doubtful. President Bush has signed with the Washington Speakers Bureau and he's off on a lucrative world tour this month, beginning with a speech in Canada that may pay him as much as $150,000.

A little Prozac and he'll be fine.

A couple of weeks ago, the Globe reported a confrontation between Laura Bush and Condoleezza Rice at a dinner party Secretary Rice gave at her apartment in the Watergate complex. The dinner really did take place, on January 18th, as reported here by Andrew Malcolm of the Los Angeles Times and here by Sheryl Gay Stolberg of the New York Times.

Both writers noted that Mr. Bush recently described Condi Rice as "like my sister." Mr. Malcolm added that "Bush has been close to Rice since way before he even announced his campaign in 1999." Ms. Stolberg reported that the dinner was "private" and the White House "would not provide a guest list."

But somebody on the guest list talked to the Globe, the magazine claims, and revealed that Laura Bush had "a tense eyeball-to-eyeball encounter over the dinner table" with Condoleezza Rice. Mrs. Bush reportedly dared the Secretary of State to tell the truth about any affair she had with President Bush.

According to the Globe's "insider," Secretary Rice was "shaken" and stammeringly answered, "I love and respect George like a brother." Then, the Globe says, Condi looked Laura straight in the eye and said, "I will miss him."

Probably she will. Nobody in that administration was a very good shot.


Copyright 2009

Editor's note: Catch up on your tabloid reading with "Laura Gets $15M Divorce Pay Off!"

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