Delivery for Paul McCartney

America Wants to Know happens to have a psychic medium on staff and every once in a while she gets an unexpected message that we thoughtfully (if ineffectively) deliver to the intended recipient through the medium of this blog.

You may remember that she recently received a message from former President Richard Nixon for Vice President Dick Cheney, and just today, as the story of Paul McCartney's divorce fell deeper into the tabloid muck, she received another message from the Great Beyond.

The medium held two absolutely clean chalkboards face-to-face against each other and went into one of those weird, creepy trances that she has. The chalkboards never left our sight for a moment, yet when the medium returned to her senses and pulled the slates apart, there was writing on one of them.

And this is what was written:

James Paul McCartney,

Lock yourself in a room with a piano, and write.

The message was unsigned, but the medium said he'd know who it was from.

Whatever. If you see him, let him know.



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