Don Sutton was right about everything

The Los Angeles Times has a jaw-dropping article on page one today about former Dodger great Steve Garvey.

Turns out the chiseled icon has been living in fabulously lavish luxury while stiffing his creditors, bouncing checks to the supermarket, and refusing to pay his employees, his electric bill, his attorneys, his charity-auction pledges, his hotel bills, his kids' doctor, his taxes and his child support payments.

Don't bother him with details, he's busy giving motivational speeches on the importance of integrity. Click right over to www.SteveGarvey.com if you're feeling unmotivated and sleazy. He can help.

Here's a baseball prediction for 2006: Steve Garvey will cry on television, find God and become a televangelist. Sin! Redemption! Tax-exempt status! Twenty-thousand-dollar wristwatches! Life is good! God is great!


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