A baseball prediction

Happy Opening Day, baseball fans!

Here's a prediction from the Amazing Archives of Argus Hamilton:

"Barry Bonds refused all comment Thursday about steroids. Mark McGwire admits bulking up on androstenedione. By the time the home run record is returned to Roger Maris's family it will have made more wrong turns than Jessica Lynch's convoy."

That joke is from Argus Hamilton's column of Sunday, March 7, 2004. Stay tuned.